Mtn Dew Addicts Anonymous

My name is Yakut and I've been sober for...

clgdoublelifts:

owlturdcomix:

I hope I haven’t miscategorized.

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literally what the fuck, shen

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mustasheman:

Oh look it’s turkicnomad

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mustasheman:

Oh look it’s turkicnomad

nah

nahhhhh

nahhhhhhhhhhhhh

(Source: animatedtext)

did-you-kno:

In 1996, a 3-year-old boy who fell into a zoo enclosure was rescued by a gorilla. With her baby on her back, Binti Jua picked up the unconscious boy, protected him from other animals, and cradled him in her arms until he was rescued. Source

did-you-kno:

In 1996, a 3-year-old boy who fell into a zoo enclosure was rescued by a gorilla. With her baby on her back, Binti Jua picked up the unconscious boy, protected him from other animals, and cradled him in her arms until he was rescued. Source

fionagoddess:

American Horror Story: Freak Show - Main Titles

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victyrion:

30down30more:

lasv-egan:

Educate yoself

Oh good thanks body we already bleed out of our vaginas once a month but yeah let’s cut men a break

thanks a heap, biology

victyrion:

30down30more:

lasv-egan:

Educate yoself

Oh good thanks body we already bleed out of our vaginas once a month but yeah let’s cut men a break

thanks a heap, biology

(Source: healthier-habits-today, via meijimie)

pocketpicasso:

patty cake bear is the REAL DEAL 

pocketpicasso:

patty cake bear is the REAL DEAL 

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mindlessjunkii:

Reposting because , This is exactly what White Logic is.

mindlessjunkii:

Reposting because , This is exactly what White Logic is.

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lonelyheartsdeathmetal:

musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate

ahahah fuck my luck the scorpio one is accurate about my luck which everyone who has interacted with me can solidly claim its trash

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gamegrrl:

did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)

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princess-fellatio:

Me

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

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macabrekawaii:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

(Source: sandandglass, via deafreaperventus)