Mtn Dew Addicts Anonymous

My name is Yakut and I've been sober for...

wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

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or THIS skeleton?

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drink a milk kids

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“Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean.”

—   Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via we-are-star-stuff)

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zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

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mako:

nickelodeon in 2015: catch an episode of book 4 of legend of korra you can’t see online! or on TV. it’s only available in a 6 volume flipbook found on the 6th layer of the earth. now back to spongebob.

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Katy talking about tumblr!

Katy talking about tumblr!

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Anonymous said: Remember when you used to post boobs and then follow up with puppies. Man, those were the days.

castleoflions:

What’s funny is that one more than one occasion I would be in skype calls when reblogging and I would hear someone say “Ope, Joy reblogged some tits, next will be a puppy.”

So predictable.

For old time’s sake, anon:

besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

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darning-socks:

you learn to take the little victories

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dreamerofderse:

dreamerofderse:

oh this is gonna be good


I was not disappointed 

dreamerofderse:

dreamerofderse:

oh this is gonna be good

I was not disappointed 

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cringing:

weloveshortvideos:

tapped the breaks

Vine by Lauren Lavoie

tHE GAGGING NOISE

(via pizza)

sashayed:

silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

james-winston:

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhinoTitanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

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thespacegoat:

bryceckrispies:

thespacegoat:

what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy

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Anonymous said: How dare you!' glee is magical

hellabaka:

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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