Mtn Dew Addicts Anonymous

My name is Yakut and I've been sober for...

Anonymous said: hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:

greetings:

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

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zerotation:

ryan’s slow descent into madness this let’s play was both hilarious and terrifying

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lennepkade:

BECAUSE IT’S SO MUCH FUN, JAN!

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I am an adult who is in prison. I can handle things.

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gryfindortower:

fizzy-fozzy:

omgbestusernameever:

allyouneedislove-andacat:

sherlielocks:

jotunss:

unnnie:

captaintimber:

fayalice:

dawnoakley:

from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel

white pencil crayon.

Terms and Conditions.

Warning label on cookie dough packages. 

“You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings

myspace

crocs

First piece of bread in a loaf.

Will Smith’s second son

Wait he has a second son?

imagethis is what comes up when you google will smith’s children

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hopeflakes:

When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post

image

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actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(Source: luciforeal, via ehomicide)

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Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane’s 2009 Commencement Speech.

(Source: everybodystandsandkeepscore, via voyeurhour)

makos-lightningrod:

OK, KORRA HAIR DOWN EPISODE 8 EDITION. CAN I ALSO GET A HALLELUJAH FOR KORRA FLYING THROUGH THE AIR WITH FIRE AND PERF HAIR LIKE SOME BADASS EMPRESS AWOKEN FROM HER SLUMBER

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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