Mtn Dew Addicts Anonymous

My name is Yakut and I've been sober for...

mydrunkkitchen:

word-stuck:

(submitted by nothing-much-really)


Dawwww. <3

mydrunkkitchen:

word-stuck:

(submitted by nothing-much-really)

Dawwww. <3

caseyanthonyofficial:

*tunes guitar* this next song is called “stop pointing out my flaws”

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

neon-vagina:

theacademy:

In three months “Forrest Gump” will celebrate its 20th anniversary.

It was on last night.

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rawdi-kun:

vulgarweed:

hobbitkaiju:

yellowxperil:

welp, i know how i’m spending my sunday

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD

Me too.
But it’s so fucking ridiculous. The etiquette rules are: The person who arrives at the door first holds it open for the person who arrived second. A younger or more able-bodied person always holds the door for someone who is elderly or disabled. Someone with free hands should hold the door for someone whose hands are full carrying things. If you’re alone, you should always glance behind you and make sure there’s no one there so you don’t let a door slam in someone’s face out of obliviousness. You should always nod and smile at someone holding a door for you, and vice versa.
Gender has JACK SHIT to do with the real etiquette.

thank you

rawdi-kun:

vulgarweed:

hobbitkaiju:

yellowxperil:

welp, i know how i’m spending my sunday

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD

Me too.

But it’s so fucking ridiculous. The etiquette rules are: The person who arrives at the door first holds it open for the person who arrived second. A younger or more able-bodied person always holds the door for someone who is elderly or disabled. Someone with free hands should hold the door for someone whose hands are full carrying things. If you’re alone, you should always glance behind you and make sure there’s no one there so you don’t let a door slam in someone’s face out of obliviousness. You should always nod and smile at someone holding a door for you, and vice versa.

Gender has JACK SHIT to do with the real etiquette.

thank you

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xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

doctorsherlocklokison:

shirleytemplar:

ship-hard:

psychopathicyoutubers:

How Girls Take A Shower

dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain

#ur missing when I waterbend

And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.

As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.

(Source: sassygraceffa, via forkanna)

thecraftychemist:

Chemical quote sources: Quote and chemical compound, background image

thecraftychemist:

Scale of the universe

Scroll to your hearts content from the Planck length to the diameter of the observable universe - click on any object and it will open an info box - I can’t imagine how much work must have gone into this. A few surprising things: Pluto has a smaller diameter than the width of the USA and Vatican city can fit in central park multiple times.

Find it here

(via ryderjmouse)

fauxboy:

beatboxgoesthump:

New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6

I’m not ready. :~;

(Source: popculturebrain)

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via fauxboy)

Harry must have had more haircuts than the rest of the boys in his class put together, but it made no difference, his hair simply grew that way - all over the place.

(Source: harrypotterdailly, via ozzuguru)

steampunktendencies:

ArchAngels’ ” Crusader II - Sword of the Crusader ” by Johnny Gore Musicshop II

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Steampunk Tendencies Official Group

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thecyberwolf:

Marvel Illustrations

Created by Daniel Murray

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Follow this artist on DeviantArt & Website

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You can see more Arts from this artist on my Tumblr HERE

(Source: deviantart.com, via kate---kane)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

wakaflackalypse:

my house

i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know

thatsmoderatelyraven:

wakaflackalypse:

my house

i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know

(Source: nevver, via 2squirrels1cup)

hermionejg:

Los seres humanos no nacen para siempre el día en que sus madres los alumbran, sino que la vida los obliga a parirse a sí mismos una y otra vez.
- Gabriel García Márquez (March 6, 1927-April 17th, 2014)[human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but that life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves]

hermionejg:

Los seres humanos no nacen para siempre el día en que sus madres los alumbran, sino que la vida los obliga a parirse a sí mismos una y otra vez.

- Gabriel García Márquez (March 6, 1927-April 17th, 2014)

[human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but that life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves]

(via fishingboatproceeds)