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“Necromancy is a form of recycling.”

—   Evil Supply Co. (via evilsupplyco)

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Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

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rainaftersnowplease:

occlumencyclass:

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

They claim it’s “too expensive” 

It’s to protect after-school sports, which most schools funnel money into and rely on (through boosters, etc.) for revenue they need but don’t get from the government.

grinderman2:

share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world

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bloodpuker:

olivertwix:

death-by-lulz:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

yes.

bloodpuker:

olivertwix:

death-by-lulz:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

yes.

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redsuns-n-orangemoons:

i-write-wrongs:

realest thing I’ve seen in a while

this was so amazing. so thought provoking. an eye-opening social criticism.

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meme-rage:

Important Life Hackomg-humor.tumblr.com

meme-rage:

Important Life Hack
omg-humor.tumblr.com

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aleeyago:

clvbpenguin:

iphONES NEED TO BE STOPPED

aleeyago:

clvbpenguin:

iphONES NEED TO BE STOPPED

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ikercasillashateshislife:

The terrifyingly slow realization of a man who has just figured out that the Real Madrid defense is only a concept and does not exist in reality.

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sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

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pocketpsychologist:

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

what had me cracking up was the way the mask deflated at the end

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gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

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gayboyfriencl:

I feel like Anna Regrets doing twilight every day of her life

gayboyfriencl:

I feel like Anna Regrets doing twilight every day of her life

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